Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
There r osticjed everywhere
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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