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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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