He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
he puts the penis in happiness.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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