So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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