He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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