This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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