Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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