I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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