You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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