This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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