I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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