The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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