who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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