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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.

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I know how you feel!!

Submitted by marsailidh on Mar 6, 10 at 7:17pm

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Whenever my friends are playing quarters, somehow the game always turns to getting quarters in my top rather than the cups

Submitted by sgt_lt_cockslam on Mar 4, 10 at 3:04pm

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I sympathize. I've had change, cash, chopsticks, peoples gazes, pencils, pens, dirty knifes, peoples faces, straws, straw wrappers, those little plastic coffee stirrer thingys... just about anything long and straight has gone done my shirt at some point or another.

Submitted by Masquerade90 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:25pm

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For me to suck on them big ole nippiles.... Areola!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:27pm

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Boobsketball

Submitted by Dude_Andrew on Mar 4, 10 at 3:40pm

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ahh boob-ball, how i don't miss you at all, because of the countless times i had to grab candy/paper/random things out of my bra.

Submitted by queenie5144 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:28pm

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Though that's fun too.

Submitted by jltc on Jun 24, 10 at 11:42pm

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God isn't real.

Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 4, 10 at 2:28pm

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Omfg this is so true. I sit in lunch every day and the boys that sit behind us try there best to aim from behind and have it land down my shirt. Great time.

Submitted by plainwhitedee on Mar 4, 10 at 7:48pm

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Amen to that!!!! I can totally sympathize with that!!!

Submitted by misspriss615 on Mar 5, 10 at 1:50pm

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BAHH story of my life.

Submitted by bzdk911 on Mar 4, 10 at 2:48pm

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- mine too!
  
  Submitted by rachelariana on Mar 5, 10 at 2:05am
  
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I made good money like that...

Submitted by thetits on Mar 4, 10 at 2:58pm

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oh ameeeen to that. im in 8th grd with 32dd's, i dont go a lunch w/ out something ending up down my shirt.

Submitted by emiiiibabyx3 on Mar 6, 10 at 11:46am

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Nobody throws things down your boobs... Your shirt maybe, not your boobs.

Submitted by buflosrevenge on Mar 4, 10 at 4:46pm

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I feel ur pain I was a 34D in 7th grade and still I get guys dropping stuff down my shirt then sticking their hand in my shirt to get it out! Damn these great lookin boobs!

Submitted by softball1197 on Mar 5, 10 at 1:16am

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God IS real

Submitted by lainabug on Mar 4, 10 at 2:42pm

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No, he didn't... That is the sole purpose of your tits

Submitted by trke0302 on Mar 4, 10 at 3:57pm

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Yeah u can motorboat too

Submitted by AW_TFR on Mar 4, 10 at 9:57pm

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God is real- I'm him. Also, I created your boobs so I can motorboat them brrrrrrrrrrrrr! Pttthhhhhhhh!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 8:01pm

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Story of my life:P

Submitted by pepper6295 on Mar 11, 10 at 10:38pm

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Eighty eight

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:27pm

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Story of my life!

Submitted by wahsontiio on Mar 5, 10 at 10:13am

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For you to give me a boob job

Submitted by ninjitso93 on Mar 4, 10 at 2:31pm

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lmao 3:40!!!

Submitted by MickyQuinn on Mar 5, 10 at 12:34am

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been there sooo many times haha

Submitted by msflintstone on Mar 4, 10 at 9:34pm

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Yeah b-lo!!!

Submitted by phoenixgirl on Mar 5, 10 at 6:15am

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Ah no actually, that is precisely why, know your place woman!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:35pm

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shut up and suck

Submitted by natrev on Mar 4, 10 at 3:52pm

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I love doin that.I pisses girls off but they can't be mad at me

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 2:41pm

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Need a shirt with this on it!!

Submitted by locoprincess08 on Jun 29, 11 at 1:31am

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stop lying to yourself

Submitted by GdubCokee on Mar 7, 10 at 2:03pm

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Submitted by marsailidh on Mar 6, 10 at 7:17pm

Submitted by sgt_lt_cockslam on Mar 4, 10 at 3:04pm

Submitted by Masquerade90 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:25pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:27pm

Submitted by Dude_Andrew on Mar 4, 10 at 3:40pm

Submitted by queenie5144 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:28pm

Submitted by jltc on Jun 24, 10 at 11:42pm

Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 4, 10 at 2:28pm

Submitted by plainwhitedee on Mar 4, 10 at 7:48pm

Submitted by misspriss615 on Mar 5, 10 at 1:50pm

Submitted by bzdk911 on Mar 4, 10 at 2:48pm

Submitted by rachelariana on Mar 5, 10 at 2:05am

Submitted by thetits on Mar 4, 10 at 2:58pm

Submitted by emiiiibabyx3 on Mar 6, 10 at 11:46am

Submitted by buflosrevenge on Mar 4, 10 at 4:46pm

Submitted by softball1197 on Mar 5, 10 at 1:16am

Submitted by lainabug on Mar 4, 10 at 2:42pm

Submitted by trke0302 on Mar 4, 10 at 3:57pm

Submitted by AW_TFR on Mar 4, 10 at 9:57pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 8:01pm

Submitted by pepper6295 on Mar 11, 10 at 10:38pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 2:27pm

Submitted by wahsontiio on Mar 5, 10 at 10:13am

Submitted by ninjitso93 on Mar 4, 10 at 2:31pm

Submitted by MickyQuinn on Mar 5, 10 at 12:34am

Submitted by msflintstone on Mar 4, 10 at 9:34pm

Submitted by phoenixgirl on Mar 5, 10 at 6:15am

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:35pm

Submitted by natrev on Mar 4, 10 at 3:52pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 2:41pm

Submitted by locoprincess08 on Jun 29, 11 at 1:31am

Submitted by GdubCokee on Mar 7, 10 at 2:03pm

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