i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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