You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Randomize
