in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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