You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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