im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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