my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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