Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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