if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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