Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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