At least make sure they are 18
Why
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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