He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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