He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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