it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
...so i touched it.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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