I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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