girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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