is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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