a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You took a bar mat shot.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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