so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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