Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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