Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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