he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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