I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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