wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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