cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Randomize
