No, you can still breathe under the balls.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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