I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Edward fifth and chaser hands
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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