I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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