Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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