Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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