we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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