i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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