found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
