god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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