If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
how does that bad decision feel?
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