I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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