is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
