hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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