I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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