Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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