Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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