Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
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